1. For starters, UP and Bihar are not the same.
Please re-check the Indian map properly.
2. Your English is pretty nice for a person belonging to UP.
It’s literally like, yes it is, unlike your common sense which is absolutely zero.
3. Tum sab katta rakhte ho?
This notion about people from UP is absolutely wrong. And also we don’t just randomly jump from vehicles, shooting recklessly. You were not supposed to take Mirzapur so seriously.
4. So, have you ever tried paan-gutka-masala?
People saying these things should try pan masala themselves so that they keep their mouth shut for at least a few minutes.
5. Not everybody from Lucknow being their conversations with Pehle aap.
We have modern manners, not just traditional ones.
6. That most heard line ‘Teri Shaadi Nahin karwa rahe Ghar wale?’ UP mein toh kar dete hain.
Why does this concern you?
7. You might be feeling off the place here. Do you know? With all the cars and the buildings around!
We don’t belong to Harappan Civilisation, we have cars and buildings there.
8. You must have come across all the gaalis in childhood only, isn’t it?
I wish I knew one to use right now.
9. The highlight of our weddings is not gunfire shots.
We celebrate with joy, not violence.
10. Tum sab ladne ko kyun taiyaar rehte ho?
Why do you always have these stereotypes? We don’t need them.
Final Thoughts
It’s time to move past these outdated views of Uttar Pradesh. People from UP are diverse, educated, and modern. Let’s break these stereotypes and get to know the real UP!